When Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Today, in fact. Let me remind you (Blog #1) that Glenn and I live within 3 kilometres of, not just 3 as I reported in that first blog, but 7 large shopping malls! Well, maybe a couple of them are outside that 3 k radius, but they’re all a walkable distance away, except for one thing. Skill testing question to see if you’re keeping up. Glenn and I cannot walk to the malls because: A) It is 101 degrees Fahrenheit outside right now, and it was not much cooler at 10 AM today; B) We are both old and decrepit C) All of the malls (except North Gate Mall, which may open in the next milennium at this rate) are located across a major 6 to 8 lane highway and there are no crosswalks or overpasses and no traffic lights (just a crazy traffic circle) and so much fast-moving traffic that you are taking your life in your hands if you even contemplate crossing the highway, 100 degrees or not! If you guessed C), then you really have been paying attention! Glenn has, in f...